Eugene, the toilet and me

ah yes....where should i even start

u see sometime along in this year
in canberra both of us went to the toilet
so we were preparing to leave rite
then eugene just stand by the bloody door
expecting me to open it
then it suddently dawn upon me that i always open the toilet door for him


W-T-F

oh so mr high and noble is afriad of getting HIS HANDS DIRTY EH ?!?
god he is such a BASTARD

as i was saying so - we were in the toilet rite in our skool
i refused to open the door and he aso dont want

SO BOTH OF JUST STAYED IN THE TOILET FOR LIKE 45 MINUTES !!!!!
IN THAT THIRD FLOOR TOILET
AND IT WAS OUR LITERATURE CLASS TOO SO WE ENDED UP
WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR

Somewhere in the back of my mind i am cursing eugene as i am writing this
and the same thing happened at that LAN shop

he dont wanna open and i am most certainly not going to do it
what he thinks i am his doorman ar
so anyway there was another indian guy in the toilet with us
so he left and we quickly follow behind

and to think that we are both 17 ?!?!